Work and shittt (Taken with instagram)

Chinese buffet and shittt (Taken with instagram)

Extremely shitty fucking mood.

For the record I didn’t make that deathwish jack o’lantern haha I just saw it and thought it was sick. Wish I did make it though.

Deathwish jack o’lantern

sinkthemin:

Check out this little bitch, leaving for class, looking like a fool.

Haha he looks like a short youth crew Seth Rogan. Love you jerry

Had three cups off coffee this morning and all I wanna do is climb shit.

Just contemplated what id have written on my tombstone when I die. Came to the conclusion that it would be either my all time maxes in curls and bench or any celebrity I have fucked in my lifetime. I want visitors to the neighboring graves to read it and morn me even though they didn’t know me. Thought about saving 20 bucks from each check for the rest of my life so I can afford to have a fireworks display every night at 9 o’clock and people would be like ” what the fuck is that?!” And they’d be like “oh yeah that’s the David Baker fireworks memorial, dude was cool as shit”

Ugh the things I think about when im all hyped on coffee in the morning.

Every morning this dude says “good morning, how’s it goin?” And I always so “its goin” and he always laughs and says “that’s good”. I think im gunna start saying I killed my parents or I had sextuplets. I hate people that have a uniform way of talking to people to the point that they don’t even really require a response because they know exactly what their gunna say next anyway. Do me a favor man, just don’t say anything to me.

My work shirts are mad tight now. Just got asked if I’ve been hitting the weights. +5 ego points.